Conspiracy Theory

I think there is a conspiracy against me. I think all cereal makers and fast food places are out to make my life more difficult. They find it imperitive to put these silly little toys in the boxes or kids' meals and the kids want them so badly. And what happens? They end up on the floor and I just throw them away. Then, 3 months later, the kids ask where they are. Good grief, am I really supposed to keep all those stupid toys? Whoever thought this would be a good idea should be shot. I blame the Cracker Jacks people. I think they were probably the first to think of it. I would like to propose a bill for the Senate to ban all tiny toys that go in cereal boxes and kids' meals.. think it'll fly?