Thursday, September 25, 2008
I am old
I have discovered a wrinkle. A little line. It is above my lip. You know those lines that smokers get? Those really old ladies that have leathery skin and their lips look like they are in a perpetual pucker? I have one of those perpetual-pucker lines. My mom has those lines, my Grandma had those lines. I look just like them. I guess it was inevitable. I was kinda hoping that since I am fat, that my fat would keep those lines from my face. Nope. One popped right up. And it was so timely too! Right before my 35th birthday. What a wonderful gift. I think this is going to be one of those birthdays.... you know, one where you realize that you really are getting older. One where you just would like to crawl under a rock and not get any older because you know that someday you are going to be 40 and someday you will be 50 and someday you will be 80 and someday you will die. That stinks. Major. I have all kinds of little college-age friends at work that try to keep me young. They say I don't LOOK 35... do I want to go out after work? How can I be old enough for 3 kids??? It makes me feel good, but the truth is, I AM old enough for 3 kids, and now I look 35 bc I have a wrinkle, and I will never go out after work because I don't even like to leave the house after dark, because I am old.
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4 comments:
Just to let you know, I cannot be seen in public with you if you have a wrinkle.
You'll be able to go out after work when you turn 40 because you won't really care!! Hang in there cutie. LOL Mom
Wow, I think you're pretty lucky to have made it to 35 before getting a wrinkle. My first "major" one showed up a few years ago on the bridge of my nose between my eyebrows.
Wrinkles SUK! I didn't have any until we had an x-wife. :|
Happy Birthday, eat lots of ice cream and cake. It makes the wrinkles look better.
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