Bump in the night.....

Last night a 1 am I heard a loud CRASH!!! Then, the bathroom light went on in the hallway. I thought that Justin must have fallen down, tripped on something. I peered into the night, my vision blurred because I had no glasses on. I didn't see anything. Then I heard, "What was that?" I jumped a mile high! Justin was next to me in bed. The fearless protector and husband said, "Go see what that was..." I got out of bed, walked to the bathroom... And what did I see??? My three year old son standing at the toilet going potty. I said, "Good boy, Hilton! You woke up to go potty!" He said, "Where's Mater?" But it came out as "Wuuu Mttrrdd." I helped him wash his hands, turned off the bathroom light, and steered him back to bed. Once again he said, "Wuuu Mttrrd?!" I had no idea what he was talking about. Yesterday I had got him a truck from the "Cars" movie and it's name is "Mater." Apparently he wanted to know where this was. I kept saying, in my sleeping stupor trying to be patient and supportive, "What sweety? I can't understand what you're saying." Hilton turned to face me and clearly said, "Where's Mater?" I found Mater deep in the depths of Hilton's covers. Then he was happy. I went back to bed until I heard "VROOM VROOM!!! That was FUUU-UUN!!!" It was Mater. My fearless protector once again, jumped in bed and said, "What was THAT!??" I said, "It's just Mater." I got up, turned off Mater, and settled back to sleep... No sooner did I fall asleep, when I felt something crawling at the foot of the bed, crawling and creeping closer and closer until it was between Justin and me! It was Hilton, again. This time, I got Hilton's pillow, his blanket and planted him on the floor next to our bed. He fell fast asleep and we all lived happily ever after...